Le sigh… this kid will be a rockstar and chick magnet…
Dialogue this morning “Shall we do this as a team?”
“Well, last time I did do it all by myself.”
“I guess that give the lower moral ground, huh?”
“I also did it twice.”
“*AND* I’m emasculated. Right, Better get to work.”
Imagine you are the 911 dispatcher on this phone call:
“Hi I have an intruder in my house?”
[yelling] “Please don;t point that thing at my face.”
“Oh Hang on a sec [away from phone] But you see, it’s more effective when it’s pointed at your face.”